130331

"Reply all", "invite all", "send to all" should all have a captcha.


[cold sea bath, 309.353 steps for March]

the Scrotumtightening Sea

14 degrees

130330

Easter doesn't come from the Bible, and wasn't practiced by the apostles and early Church.

Ishtar (Babylonians) = Astarte = Eostre = Easter != Passover. Eggs and rabbits: symbols of fertility coming all the way from ancient Egypt and Persia.

Recycle and resell.

[cold sea bath]

130329

"This is 40": it might be real funny if you're not there yet.

[cold sea bath]

Quizz: Who lives here?

130328

I think is about time to wipe windows. Out of my computer.

Just get off my head, will you?

Disco forever

130327

It must have been quite awkward for Jesus to be the only white boy in the village.

[gym, ell bike 42']

130326

Wonder if god has nipples. And appendix. And some form of genitalia.

Just kidding, of course she has them all.

All Alone

130325

Harling Mays: [to a nurse] Honey, could you hustle us up a couple of daiquiris and a cocktail weenie? On second thought, just bring the booze, I brought my own weenie. Oh, she's offended. And she should be. I'm a pig. And I hate me. That's what we have in common, nurse Rached. We both hate me.

[kettlebell]

130324

Ten percent of all the human beings ever born are alive at this precise moment in time.

I'm fixing a hole...

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
And stops my mind from wandering
Where it will go





Kind of.

130323

Message to Google (closing down Reader): you're such a piece of MicroShit.

Ahoy There!

130322

Hemi sync music brings wonderful, colored dreams.

[bike 2+ h]

130321

Everybody is a judge on the internets nowadays.

[gym, ell bike 32']

130320

I am almost sure the creators of the Bourne movies have never read the books.

130319

Not even one of the lists with advice against sleep disorder mentions if is ok or not to have sex before going to bed.

You Suck

130318

Guinness beer is high in iron and vitamin B and only contains 170 calories per pint.

[kettlebell]

Slow morning

Three minutes of sports

130317

Only about 38% of things happen for a reason. 38.41% to be precise.

130316

The more advanced a society is, the better concealed is the individual stupidity.

S.O.S.

130315

Small and disconnected world, moving in small circles.

[qigong, kettlebell]

14, 14:14

130314

There's no permanent stillness, just brief moments between two or more "shit happens".

[running]

My dream car is for sale, now I only need a driving licence.

130313

So Paco is a pope now.

Forty Uno

And off we go

130312

I'll never be 40 again.

[gym, ell bike 23']

130311

"Non-belief means belief in nothing.. meaning it's still a belief"

No. That's nihilism. Non-belief is 'without belief'.

130310

The difference between ignorance and stupidity: you are born ignorant but you turn into stupid when you choose to remain ignorant.

130309

Don't ask if you don't want to know.

International Woman's Day ended with an undisputable victory

130308

I am pretty sure there are some good contemporary girlies stories out there but Cinderella, White Snow and the other princesses still beat the %#{^ out of them. Ladies who fight for equality: you're doing it wrong so don't complain until you fix this.

[gym, ell bike]

10101

130307

Diapers: make every room your bathroom.

[running]

Yet another sunset

130306

So where's that revelation that puts in sync the rather old religious texts with the contemporary non-agricultural world? The gods are lazy, aren't they.

Lux

130305

The 15 minutes of fame: does reading a story to a class of first graders count?

[gym, ell bike 23' - 346 cal]

No pride in product, just another cheap sale

130304

I don't like when you people post song lyrics 'cause you fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way.

[gym, ell bike 23' - 323 cal]

130303

When you start running after a two digits years pause there's no doubt it's gonna hurt.

[running]

130302

I'd love to have one of those small take aways, I'd call it Thai K'Way.

The Eye of the Beach

130301

Birthdays: presents are not important, important is the fun. Unless the present is a last generation iPhone, unlocked.