Wednesday, July 31, 2013

130731

"Thou shalt have no other gods"

"Ok God, sure, as you please, we'll do... but... wait, we need a new religion you know, something shinier and 'ours' to controll, with slightly more opening, easier to market if you know what we mean and if we stick to this we'll never... Wait, nevermind, got it, this is juuust brilliant, listen here God: we'll come up with this guy, let's call him... "Jesus" (this very trick was done before with Osiris and Horus and it worked pretty well, right? but we'll only mirror it to full them all) and then we'll throw in the "Holy Spirit" just because three is better than two and we'll tell them that all these is you. We can start our thing from here, are you good with that?"

[crickets]

"Ok, we'll take that as a yes".

[gym]

one of the Temples of the Shopping Gods



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Tuesday, July 30, 2013

130730

How do, how do you do?
My name is you

Flies, they all gather around me and you too
You can't see anything well

You ask me what size it is, not what I sell
The flies, they all gather around me and you too
I don't want you to be alone down there
To be alone down there, to be alone


After about ten years of testing, these guys certainly qualified to be a permanent guest in my psycho-schitzo-depressing collection of musical buddies.


We'll float on maybe would you understand?
Gonna float on baby maybe would you understand?
Well float on maybe would you understand?
They days get shorter and the nights get cold
I like the autumn but this place is getting old
I pack up my belongings and I head for the coast
It might not be a lot but I feel like I'm making the most
The days get longer and the nights smell green
I guess it's not surprising but it's spring and I should leave
I like songs about drifters-books about the same
They both seem to make me feel a little less insane

Walked on off to another spot
I still haven't got anywhere that I want
Did I want love? Did I need to know?
Why does it always it always feel like I'm caught in an undertow?
The moths beat themselves to death against the lights

Adding their breeze to the summer nights
Outside, water like air was great
I didn't know what I had that day
Walk a little farther to another plan
You said that you did, but you didn't understand
I know that starting over is not what life's about
My thoughts were so loud I couldn't hear my mouth
My thoughts were so loud I couldn't hear my mouth

Monday, July 29, 2013

130729

The echography says "looking good and relaxed". It's all in my head, I guess.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Saturday, July 27, 2013

130727

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Friday, July 26, 2013

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

130724

"Even choosing not to make a choice such as in repressing our anger (not speaking out) may manifest into laryngitis".

I knew it.

"Throat Chakra Exercises - Chakracise your throat chakra by gargling with saltwater, singing, or screaming."

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

130723

Estoy enfermo pero no soy enfermo. Or am I?

(Google translate doesn't know shit).

Sunday, July 21, 2013

58



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What do we want?
58

When do we want it?
58

What are we?
58

What is the meaning of life?
58

130721

Humans reveal significantly more of their true nature in a late evening / night flight.

Saturday, July 20, 2013

130720

Any day now: Microsoft becomes irrelevant. I wanted and hoped for this day to come, but it arrived faster than expected.

Glory!

Friday, July 19, 2013

130719

Some days, when you wake up you feel so much older than the day before. And some days you wake up not feeling anything. There are no days to wake up younger.

[ell bike]

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

130717

Alfie Kohn: "there is absolutely no evidence of any academic benefit from assigning homework in elementary or middle school."

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

130716

Hezús, formerly known as Kermit, resurrected today but in spirit only (i.e. only memory is ok) and can't interact with the world unless it has something plugged in its butt.

It just turned into an expensive 8 gb memory stick. Glory!

Monday, July 15, 2013

130715

My beloved Kermit died today, drowned in the washing machine.

He's now resting in a rice jar, in hope of a third day ressurection. I should've called it Hezús.

[ell bike]

Sunday, July 14, 2013

130714

I don't think is possible anymore to make a realistic contemporary movie and don't have anybody tweeting in it.

[ell bike, swim]

Saturday, July 13, 2013

130713

Hey, still-alive-aged-rock-stars: don't fuck your own music turning it in an symphon-ey mellow version(s), show some respect to your younger selves.

Friday, July 12, 2013

Thursday, July 11, 2013

130711

There is a certain age when you start needing two days to recover after a wake-up.

[ell bike]

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

130710

I almost forgot how it is to walk (spin? run?) on an elliptical bike.

Monday, July 8, 2013

130708

Why the 750 ml wine bottles?

Since they were in the range of 600 ml to 800 ml in the antique times, I'll go with the explanation of this size being the average capacity of a glass-blower’s lungs.

A bit of cooling down?

P1020064

Friday, July 5, 2013

130706

The Earth is currently at it's farthest annual distance from the sun but is still damn hot down here.

Happy Aphelion.

130705

For God so loved the world he created hunger, child rapists, Gangnam Style, wars, tsunami, hurricanes, Sponge Bob, cancer, Kopi luwak and solar storms.

And Microsoft.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

130704

Who knew America is 2013 years old today? Apparently some wise Americans, on Twitter.

It was probably founded by Jesus, first thing Monday morning, when he was 3.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

130703

About 156k people died today, but not me or you. Let's have a drink for that!

Monday, July 1, 2013

130701

Kid: "what was that rock band called again? Rolling Rocks?"