Wednesday, July 31, 2013

130731

"Thou shalt have no other gods"

"Ok God, sure, as you please, we'll do... but... wait, we need a new religion you know, something shinier and 'ours' to controll, with slightly more opening, easier to market if you know what we mean and if we stick to this we'll never... Wait, nevermind, got it, this is juuust brilliant, listen here God: we'll come up with this guy, let's call him... "Jesus" (this very trick was done before with Osiris and Horus and it worked pretty well, right? but we'll only mirror it to full them all) and then we'll throw in the "Holy Spirit" just because three is better than two and we'll tell them that all these is you. We can start our thing from here, are you good with that?"

[crickets]

"Ok, we'll take that as a yes".

[gym]

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